freshly sharpened pencils...

i really should get my own computer. somebody please donate. i'm suffering here. i have these clips which i'm dying to share. i'd upload the clips easy. making a transcript would not do what i heard any justice. so come on somebody, get your rich unkle to give.

these hobos. i like hobos. they may have funny smells but they have some humour in the form of life stories. if i ever make it big in life, i'll have a comedy club just for hobos. why? was on the train and these guys had me in stitches. they weren't too far off from me and i just listened in. when things got juicy i pulled out the cellphone and clicked the record button. each time i play it back it's ridiculously funny. an excerpt below [kinda].

hobo1: i won't be going back to my room tonight
hobo2: what, you have a room?
hobo1: well, kinda...
hobo2: so what's wrong with it now?
hobo1: my room mate has his lady friend in tonight and i'm keeping my distance.
hobo2: i'd tell him to just fuck off. i aint gonna sleep outside coz he wants to get it down, especially if i have a roof over my head.
hobo1: i'd wouldn't have a problem it's just that i dont on well with his woman.
hobo2: why's that?
hobo1: she used to be my wife.