freshly sharpened pencils...

so chris (that's my landlady's daughter) saunter across the road to introduce me to the neighbours and get a couple of dvd's. i meet scott and the door with their bouncy dog, kojo. what is it with makhiwas and dogs - really? anyhoo, scott starts searching for the dvd's while his wife shona screams from the kitchen. scott yells back at her that he cant find any movies. shona dives into the room. she lies in a stomach and begins digging at the back of the cabinet. she's wearing a really short mini and black stockings - the edge of her ass is almost visible. she hasn't noticed that we are also in the room. chris and i stand well back by the door and just watch the live show.

then chris says, "nice ass, shona!"

shona bounces up, with her back to us, proceeds to lift her skirt up and wiggles her behind and adds, "you like my pants too?"

our jaws drop, scott turns red and says to his wife, "honey, this is our new neighbour."

shona gasps, "oh my god, i didn't realise you were there."

too late woman!

me calmly replies, "it's a pleasure to meet you."

absolooooootely priceless!