skid marks
the clock ticks 49:57.02 (at the last freeze). i shall type choppers. 49 minutes!
last night, i get home, my newly found home. i unpack my stuff (i hadn't bothered when i'd moved in - was busy with my nozaring missions!). i get changed into my white lounge pants which i quite like - nice just to hang about in. i must admit that i'm one guy with a pretty cool dress sense, even locked up indoors. i decide to bit more chatting and sort of play megan - that's one of the dogs.
[hang on let me back track a bit - go back two years, location: some street in sutton, surrey. what happens? i witmess a m'khiwa gogo wipe her dog's arse. me thinks: let the dog lick itself, stupid cow!]
back to last night. i'm playing with megan in my white pants which chatting to B (my landlady) and she (the dog) does a funny twirl and leaves a skid mark on my pants. this is only day two with these animals and they are soiling my clothes with their shit. i thought angel (that's the other bitch) was bad enough on a constant period leaving puddles of blood on the kitchen floor - somebody please get the poor dog tampax. i now realise that that old gogo was no stupid cow. she prob'ly had had many episodes of skid marks on all things the dog's arse came in contact with.
last night, i get home, my newly found home. i unpack my stuff (i hadn't bothered when i'd moved in - was busy with my nozaring missions!). i get changed into my white lounge pants which i quite like - nice just to hang about in. i must admit that i'm one guy with a pretty cool dress sense, even locked up indoors. i decide to bit more chatting and sort of play megan - that's one of the dogs.
[hang on let me back track a bit - go back two years, location: some street in sutton, surrey. what happens? i witmess a m'khiwa gogo wipe her dog's arse. me thinks: let the dog lick itself, stupid cow!]
back to last night. i'm playing with megan in my white pants which chatting to B (my landlady) and she (the dog) does a funny twirl and leaves a skid mark on my pants. this is only day two with these animals and they are soiling my clothes with their shit. i thought angel (that's the other bitch) was bad enough on a constant period leaving puddles of blood on the kitchen floor - somebody please get the poor dog tampax. i now realise that that old gogo was no stupid cow. she prob'ly had had many episodes of skid marks on all things the dog's arse came in contact with.
Dude. Now I zwisisa why freshly sharpened pencils exists. Cause what's on the PG everybody page is a fairytale in comparison to what's here. You're down right cruel. And I LOVE IT!!!!!
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7:33 pm, January 27, 2006