stress test
"would you like to try a free stress test, sir?"
"no, do i look stressed to you!"
that was some woman in this mall trying to hustle a dianetics stress relief kit to me. i think she got the message loud and clear. i may look stressed (maybe coz i am) but i will not be an l. ron hubbard subscriber or will i be his apologiser.
stress is.....
...nearly missing your stop coz you fell asleep on the train- couldn't fall asleep last night.
...having a dog beg you for cornflakes when that's the last thing you want first thing in the morning.
...having another newbie at the job asking you questions the most ridiculous questions coz they cant think for themselves. and i've only been here a week.
"what do i do with this?"
"we file that under b.i.n."
"where?"
"in the bin!" [*&^%&* idiot - under my breath]
...the milf at work who is seriously hitting on you coz you speak differently.
...burning your mouth with hot tea coz you cant be arsed to wait for it to cool down.
...36 emails in the inbox that all need to be replied.
...walking into a mall knowing very well that you're dead broke.
...watching people blissfully flashing their credit cards and cash, shopping like crazy knowing very well that you're flat broke.
...realising that everything in the bay area is priced at a premium.
...public loos that have hot air hand-dryers as opposed to paper towels. how are we supposed to open the same door as those skanky people who don't wash their hands? sis man!
...is having some silly middle aged woman with too much makeup and a fake smile asking you if you'd like to try a free "stress test."
...cursing life for being fair to the rest of world except you!
"no, do i look stressed to you!"
that was some woman in this mall trying to hustle a dianetics stress relief kit to me. i think she got the message loud and clear. i may look stressed (maybe coz i am) but i will not be an l. ron hubbard subscriber or will i be his apologiser.
stress is.....
...nearly missing your stop coz you fell asleep on the train- couldn't fall asleep last night.
...having a dog beg you for cornflakes when that's the last thing you want first thing in the morning.
...having another newbie at the job asking you questions the most ridiculous questions coz they cant think for themselves. and i've only been here a week.
"what do i do with this?"
"we file that under b.i.n."
"where?"
"in the bin!" [*&^%&* idiot - under my breath]
...the milf at work who is seriously hitting on you coz you speak differently.
...burning your mouth with hot tea coz you cant be arsed to wait for it to cool down.
...36 emails in the inbox that all need to be replied.
...walking into a mall knowing very well that you're dead broke.
...watching people blissfully flashing their credit cards and cash, shopping like crazy knowing very well that you're flat broke.
...realising that everything in the bay area is priced at a premium.
...public loos that have hot air hand-dryers as opposed to paper towels. how are we supposed to open the same door as those skanky people who don't wash their hands? sis man!
...is having some silly middle aged woman with too much makeup and a fake smile asking you if you'd like to try a free "stress test."
...cursing life for being fair to the rest of world except you!
the world ain't fair to nobody mate. but arbitrage opportunities exist!
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2:46 pm, February 07, 2006