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Monday, January 30, 2006 

what we want to hear

i miss my uncle in sac. he has a notorious habit of telling it like it is. take these two incidences i personally witnessed during the christmas haolidays.

1. beauty is the beast
that christmas party we went to a mother ago. we met this extremely ugly woman. usually, you just smile back and quietly keep it to yourself. but not this guy! when this facially challenged lady left the room, he quips louded to everyone [at least 6 peeps in room], "that woman is ugly. how did that guy marry her?"

2. sharing the khisimusi spirit
this guy who goes by the name tom graced his presence at the same christmas party at a friend's house. tom, who is often smelled and not heard, went on to greet everyone with a hug. [it was my 1st time meeting this guy]. anyhoo, when he gets to ol' faithful, he [my uncle] snaps,"no no no, tom, you stink!" he cowered away into his little corner for the rest of the evening.

there really is no harm with sharing the truth. is there?

ah sut. I aint going to Napa valley then. Your uncle sounds like he could dingkura me in one blow!

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