i dont know what you heard about me
i may not drive a cadillac or wear a perm and i aint no g fo shizzle but a bitch sure cant get a crumb out of me.
[this goes out as a warning to all young smartly dressed young men. there are people out there after you. i shall try my best to hood-arize this, here goes]
ah wuz waiting fo' da train jus' like Orenthawl James. dis here wuz at da station (and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.) dis here `64 rolls up ta me. da negroid mo'fo' inside points ta da ho sitting next ta him and sez to me, "what 'chew thinking man? ya iz all dressed up, w0rd! what iz you doin'?"
me replies, sounding polished as always, "i'm waiting for the train. how can i help you?"
"dis here beeotch needs her ass tapped. ya iz uh fine looking gentlemen wiff some spare change. ah'm sure ya could he`p uh brudda an' sister out. and shit. "
"in what possible way?"
at dis here point, da ho starts smiling an' winking an dat boil on mah ass. she wuz really pimp-tight looking too, all natural wiff her fro decent an' all, nice makeup you know das right!. what we's had wuz uh pimp an' one o' his ho' in the hood.
"i'm really sorry. i'm on a short a break and besides, this is not my kind of thing."
"it don' gots ta be long my bro."
"i am flattered, thanks but no thanks."
all ya brothers out dere watch out, ya' know what i'm sayin'?
[this goes out as a warning to all young smartly dressed young men. there are people out there after you. i shall try my best to hood-arize this, here goes]
ah wuz waiting fo' da train jus' like Orenthawl James. dis here wuz at da station (and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.) dis here `64 rolls up ta me. da negroid mo'fo' inside points ta da ho sitting next ta him and sez to me, "what 'chew thinking man? ya iz all dressed up, w0rd! what iz you doin'?"
me replies, sounding polished as always, "i'm waiting for the train. how can i help you?"
"dis here beeotch needs her ass tapped. ya iz uh fine looking gentlemen wiff some spare change. ah'm sure ya could he`p uh brudda an' sister out. and shit. "
"in what possible way?"
at dis here point, da ho starts smiling an' winking an dat boil on mah ass. she wuz really pimp-tight looking too, all natural wiff her fro decent an' all, nice makeup you know das right!. what we's had wuz uh pimp an' one o' his ho' in the hood.
"i'm really sorry. i'm on a short a break and besides, this is not my kind of thing."
"it don' gots ta be long my bro."
"i am flattered, thanks but no thanks."
all ya brothers out dere watch out, ya' know what i'm sayin'?
that must have taken a lot of brain power to put together...ya dig?
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7:23 pm, January 27, 2006