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Friday, March 24, 2006 

you're beautiful

[i overheard this at the office]

guy: has anyone ever told you thatt you're beautiful?
girl: actually yeah, i get lotsa compliments!
guy: gee, i'm not surprised.
girl: well, if it wasn't for the nose job, the chin lipo, the fake tan, the fake nails, the hair extensions, the atkins diet and a very strict trainer at the gym, i really dont know where i'd be!

this is california bay-bee!

Such is our world today....

another overheard: the only reason why this one girl didn't get concussion after passing out and falling over was because she had a very thick weave to cushion her head!

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