you're beautiful
[i overheard this at the office]
guy: has anyone ever told you thatt you're beautiful?
girl: actually yeah, i get lotsa compliments!
guy: gee, i'm not surprised.
girl: well, if it wasn't for the nose job, the chin lipo, the fake tan, the fake nails, the hair extensions, the atkins diet and a very strict trainer at the gym, i really dont know where i'd be!
this is california bay-bee!
guy: has anyone ever told you thatt you're beautiful?
girl: actually yeah, i get lotsa compliments!
guy: gee, i'm not surprised.
girl: well, if it wasn't for the nose job, the chin lipo, the fake tan, the fake nails, the hair extensions, the atkins diet and a very strict trainer at the gym, i really dont know where i'd be!
this is california bay-bee!

Such is our world today....
Posted by
Unknown |
5:27 pm, March 27, 2006
another overheard: the only reason why this one girl didn't get concussion after passing out and falling over was because she had a very thick weave to cushion her head!
Posted by
mpenseli |
7:29 pm, March 30, 2006