my new lover sam
more sights and sounds. san francisco - or frisco as we like to call it - was next stop on friday. i caught the caltrain, had no idea it only cost five bucks - i'd have been there everyweek. frisco has plenty of charm. it's a smallish city, about the size of skies, but it has this big city feel to it like new york.
took me a while to figure out the public transport situation. the BART and the MUNI have two different purposes and functions and it took me some time for the bell to go ding. anyhoo, i got myself a day passport which let me use the system for the day. it cost eleven bucks!!! it's as bad as the tube in london but it was a lot more fun. riding up califonia street in a century old cable car has its advantages. the views of the city were spectacular. it was all click, wind, click, wind, click, wind. then i took the bus down to fisherman's wharf. as i got pff the bus, there these guys busking on the street - outkast's hey yah. i turned to them and said, "you think you've got it!" they were good.
by that time my camera hit freeze and had to be replaced. i hate disposables. i head into this camera shop and ask the guy for the cheapest disposable they had. he stretches over his back and gets a cheapo six dollar one. then he starts asking me all sorts of questions: where i am? i love tell ing peeps i'm from skies coz they always ask, where's that? what do i do... and so forth. he then goes on to show me their digital cameras. i figure i'll look, i wont buy. big mistake. huge mistake. why?
that's when i fell in love with sam. by the way, she's from south korea and her last name is sung. she's beautiful, petite and comes ready for action. she's perfect. you just push her right buttons and she does what what i tell her - to the tee. no complaining. her functions go beyond the ordinary and her memory's really good. she and i are the perfect match. i agreed to take care of her as long as she does what i tell her. it's a beautiful arrangement. she hasn't complained yet, i don't think she ever will.
took me a while to figure out the public transport situation. the BART and the MUNI have two different purposes and functions and it took me some time for the bell to go ding. anyhoo, i got myself a day passport which let me use the system for the day. it cost eleven bucks!!! it's as bad as the tube in london but it was a lot more fun. riding up califonia street in a century old cable car has its advantages. the views of the city were spectacular. it was all click, wind, click, wind, click, wind. then i took the bus down to fisherman's wharf. as i got pff the bus, there these guys busking on the street - outkast's hey yah. i turned to them and said, "you think you've got it!" they were good.
by that time my camera hit freeze and had to be replaced. i hate disposables. i head into this camera shop and ask the guy for the cheapest disposable they had. he stretches over his back and gets a cheapo six dollar one. then he starts asking me all sorts of questions: where i am? i love tell ing peeps i'm from skies coz they always ask, where's that? what do i do... and so forth. he then goes on to show me their digital cameras. i figure i'll look, i wont buy. big mistake. huge mistake. why?
that's when i fell in love with sam. by the way, she's from south korea and her last name is sung. she's beautiful, petite and comes ready for action. she's perfect. you just push her right buttons and she does what what i tell her - to the tee. no complaining. her functions go beyond the ordinary and her memory's really good. she and i are the perfect match. i agreed to take care of her as long as she does what i tell her. it's a beautiful arrangement. she hasn't complained yet, i don't think she ever will.
He! nkhona sizabona ke! M'penseli has got a kalakatsha! ngiyabazwela....hehehe!
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10:30 pm, May 15, 2006