dollar goes a long way
so i take the window seat on the number 2 bus from bel air to downtown LA. some stops later, this bulky woman, perfumed with stale urine and ten years of body odour, takes the seat next to me. i casually block my nose, try to breath in with my mouth. but the pong is so bad, i can taste it.
she then....wait for this.....she then asks me for a dollar. woman, you stink the whole bus out and have the cheek to ask me for money!! i ignore, but that smell.....that smell. nah nah nah! so i politely ask her to move a bit to let me out. what does she do? she ignores me! mnuko and all! she outright ignores me. there i was looking like a lost fart in a thunderstorm.
i reach into my pocket, fish out a dollar bill, hand it over to her and FREEDOM!!!
she then....wait for this.....she then asks me for a dollar. woman, you stink the whole bus out and have the cheek to ask me for money!! i ignore, but that smell.....that smell. nah nah nah! so i politely ask her to move a bit to let me out. what does she do? she ignores me! mnuko and all! she outright ignores me. there i was looking like a lost fart in a thunderstorm.
i reach into my pocket, fish out a dollar bill, hand it over to her and FREEDOM!!!
