santa catalina
the old geezer took me to the island of catalina which is just off the coast of california. the idea of an island, beach and holiday resort had me think girls girls girls, california girls. but lo and behold was i in for a rather different treat.
so we catch this express water shuttle to the island on wedsnesday. took about an hour to get there. we were greeted by a little quaint 'minature' city with tiny streets and pretty little homes. it reminded me of the tiny villages of the suffolk coast in england - and i only went there to visit these white kids i went to school with!! anyway, this place was littered with golf carts hurtling in every direction. they must limit the number of cars they allow. i once used to think all golf carts were the same, but nay bru... there were some suped-up ones, some with mega systems, even 4x4 golf carts! damn
the women were such a let down. unless you're interested in GILFs, there was absolutely no talent. it was like one huge care home on an island. had me thinking i was on a geriatric asylum - just throw them away on catalina island - get them out of the way. seriously, it was so sad. one old queen on was so out of it, it was as if her dying wish was to see the island just one more time!! however, i did buy postcards and am now wondering who i'll send them to. should i really tell people that i went there?
anyhoo, the weather was great and i also hire one of them golf carts and hurtled around at top speed - not very fast. it was fun. came back to la and i'm glad to say that i survived. i wouldn't recommend it to anyone at all though. dont waste your time. there's better things to do on this planet!
so we catch this express water shuttle to the island on wedsnesday. took about an hour to get there. we were greeted by a little quaint 'minature' city with tiny streets and pretty little homes. it reminded me of the tiny villages of the suffolk coast in england - and i only went there to visit these white kids i went to school with!! anyway, this place was littered with golf carts hurtling in every direction. they must limit the number of cars they allow. i once used to think all golf carts were the same, but nay bru... there were some suped-up ones, some with mega systems, even 4x4 golf carts! damn
the women were such a let down. unless you're interested in GILFs, there was absolutely no talent. it was like one huge care home on an island. had me thinking i was on a geriatric asylum - just throw them away on catalina island - get them out of the way. seriously, it was so sad. one old queen on was so out of it, it was as if her dying wish was to see the island just one more time!! however, i did buy postcards and am now wondering who i'll send them to. should i really tell people that i went there?
anyhoo, the weather was great and i also hire one of them golf carts and hurtled around at top speed - not very fast. it was fun. came back to la and i'm glad to say that i survived. i wouldn't recommend it to anyone at all though. dont waste your time. there's better things to do on this planet!
Send me the post card....i wont tell anyone that you were in "twirlyville"!!!! if you want the real ladies....ghetto and decent go to Dominguez hills, San diego or just plain Compton!!!! the chicks at the UCLA campus are pretty too....
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12:32 pm, January 03, 2006